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[Nov. 16th, 2009|05:37 pm] |
uuugh i feel really ill. i think i have eaten something dodgy.
*dies* |
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[Nov. 12th, 2009|03:46 pm] |
Brain Gym...I just discovered it and OH MY GOD.
What the fuck is this shit and why is it being taught in schools!?
Example:
"all liquids [other than water] are processed in the body as food, and do not serve the body's water needs ... processed foods do not contain water."
uhm.
i just.
i cry.
Clearly schools are TRYING to produce generations of mindless retards.
Remind me never to become a teacher...I'd rather die than inflict this horseshit on children. |
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[Nov. 4th, 2009|04:25 pm] |
Tonight:
Clean room
Make dinner
Chemistry revision
Biology reading
Watch Red Dwarf
Sleep. |
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[Oct. 27th, 2009|12:04 pm] |
essays about fossil fuels are the most boring activity ever.
after chemistry revision.
a little bit ahead of statistics.
i'm getting a bit excited, when i've got those soul destroying tasks out of the way i can do some reading on immunology! <3*
BUT FIRST I am going to make some biscuits. i've got a snail cookie cutter, a moose biscuit cutter, and blue and green food colouring.
tomorrow i'm going to make banana bread shaped like a horse.
thursday i'm going to try and make vegan cupcakes that don't taste like old shreddies.
*i don't really mean that, though i suppose i could put some gooey medical pics in my notes to jazz them up a bit. |
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[Oct. 20th, 2009|03:56 pm] |
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FFS, first sale on greenmetropolis.com and the customer is total knobhead who bought a book on friday and put in a complaint about it not arriving on monday. grrrr. |
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| Writer's Block: Ohhh, baby |
[Oct. 20th, 2009|08:32 am] |
I'm not sure why she would be asking to help me to conceive a child 0_o What a bizarre question. |
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[Oct. 19th, 2009|11:32 pm] |
Oh, gross. I just pulled another 2 inch rock hard wax plug out of my ear. I feel wobbly and disoriented because suddenly everything is louder on one side! Jesus, that is disturbing. Its the same fucking ear all the time! What is wrong with it!? No ear needs that much wax 0_o
TMI? maybe! |
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[Oct. 19th, 2009|11:01 pm] |
My room is so cold my toes are blue, in 3 pairs of socks inc. my thickest woolly hiking socks. I wish I had remembered my hot water bottle! I cry. I have the crappest circulation in my feet. I wonder if there is something that could help. Like viagra. but not for penises.
Or maybe I should just let my toes drop off and spare myself all this hassle and these chillblains. |
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[Oct. 13th, 2009|06:10 pm] |
Oh we weren't supposed to be,
We learnt too much at school now
We can't help but see
That the future that you've got mapped out
Is nothing much to shout about.
I felt Super Crappy this morning so I didn't go in. After I had a drink and a shower I felt much better. But, I still didn't want to go in because I've got a sore thoat and a sinus headache, so I went to Windsor and bought shiny green tights and some rum & raisin fudge. Now I'm back and I have tea and cupcake, and slice of tasty fudge, and Britpop, and I'm going to paint my toenails and watch Spaced while I do my biology homework later. |
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[Oct. 13th, 2009|05:48 pm] |
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Tea, cake and delicious handmade fudge = a good cold remedy |
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[Oct. 13th, 2009|01:03 pm] |
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I hate having a cold :( |
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[Oct. 6th, 2009|01:18 pm] |
hmmm, all the food in my fridge is untouched. my drawer supernoodles have been raided. ffs.
it is also still perfectly edible. except the poor wrinkly green pepper, i think that willhave to be made into tortilla :P
theres so much manky food in the fridge atm which annoys me because
a.) it smells
b.) its really wasteful
c.) they buy a fuckton of food and cram the fridgeful and smoosh all my food into the tiny shelf and they don't even eat half of what is there!
d.) they should be eating the food they overfill the fridge and freezer with instead of stealing my noodles.
BASTARDS!
but! i have delicious juicy pears to cheer me up. pears, understated king of the tree fruits!
eta: ok, i was wrong! somebody has opened my hummous, scooped a shitload out of the middle and put it back with the lid not on properly, so the scooped bit is all rancid and mouldy. i cry. there goes my sandwich plan. |
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[Sep. 28th, 2009|10:48 pm] |
liver was a bad idea... |
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[Sep. 28th, 2009|08:27 am] |
I went home for most of the weekend, it was great. I went round my parent's and saw Oscar, picked up a few of my books, and had a bath. A BATH! With hot water. Amazing. My eye is almost better now too.
Then I went to town for a bit with Dane and did a bit of shopping. I bought an amazing hoody and an amazing scarf from Zara. I'm quite liking Zara atm. I don't usually...not really my style, don't like the cut, a lot of it feels cheap and overpriced. The back of the shop is a treasuretrove of interesting things however.
Went back to Dane's house, had some dinner and then watched the X Files movie, the new one. I think I might have liked it if it hadn't been an X Files film. Bu it was and I was disappointed. It wasn't very X-filey at all.
THEN we got up at 4am. Ouch. Then Games Day. It was a bit lame this year tbh. I liked it last year. This year there was hardl anything there. Almost no new stuff. Just one Skaven concept model, that everybody has already seen, and a couple of photos of other things. And things that were new last time. The gaming tables weren't as impressive this year either. And Golden Demon was lame (though that is just bad luck I think. This year all the entries were mediocre and uninspired unlike last year when some amazing things were entered.) It just seemed halfarsed this year. They also failed at organising so all the coaches left 45 minutes late and then we got caught in traffic and we got back 2 1/2 hours late. So I missed the train I wanted to get. I didn't want to get back at midnight. So I stayed at Danes and then got the 6.07am train back -_- Nobody checked my ticket so I an use it again next week. Hooray!
I think the food thief has moved out...all my milk is untouched. And so is the box of cakes I left in the fridge. I can guess who it was now.
My room still smells but I left bicarb of soda everywhere and it has helped. My mum gave me this carpet cleaning stuff too but I left it at home, d'oh.
I reeeeaaally want a Surf Club hoody. I hope they have one in my size! I'm a bit bummed that the first surf trip is Halloween weekend cause I'm already really busy, but hopefully I should be able to go to the next one.
Off to college now, then hopefully Ikea. MOOSE SHAPED THINGS AHOY!
need coffee now |
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[Sep. 24th, 2009|07:13 pm] |
I'm bored...I have a gross eye infection atm and I don't feel like going to the SU party anymore, its made my face swell up and look wonky...urgh. The medical centre is being useless. They won't help me until im registered and i can't register without the date for my BCG and tetanus jabs and my GP surgery doesn't have any record and blah blah I should have not bothered flling that bit in.
MY FACE IS BROKEN! HALP.
My loan came through. my lab coat has yet to appear and I need it for Tuesday :(
At least I got the internet sorted. MYSELF because IT support were not supporting me through my IT issues.
I've got lotus seed buns and hot chocolate. I'll be fiiine -_-
I met the rest of my flatmates. My right neighbour is a russian guy called Mike, he's OK, I went to Tesco with him after we enrolled at Strodes college.He's doing the foundation year too, but in computer science. My left neighbour is a Brazillian girl called Dimitra and she's also suffering from cupboard and fridge space issues. And it was her birthday yesterday :) Then there's a nice Chinese finance student called Isabella who keeps asking me for help with english questions. And gave me a peach. Lol. Yummy.
There are 3 more chinese finance students who are standoffish and stop talking and stare at me whenever I go in the kitchen and it's just them, and TAKE UP ALL THE FUCKING CUPBOARDS WITH GIANT BAGS OF RICE! and LEAVE LOADS OF RICE IN THE SINK!!!! And then there is a Portugese girl who I've seen once and I've forgotten her name. Oops.
there was a fire drill at 7.30 this morning. it was sunny at least.
PHOTOS!
( London adventures ) |
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| Writer's Block: What if calories didn't count? |
[Sep. 18th, 2009|03:39 pm] |
Uhm no...calorific content isn't everything. Excessive salt,saturated fat, refined sugar, cholesterol etc etc do more unpleasant things to your body than just making it bigger and wobblier.
Aaah, those clever genies, twisting people's half-informed wishes around ;-) |
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[Sep. 15th, 2009|11:10 am] |
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good god, dane's housemate asked what Hitler's surname was. |
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